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| From : |
Edward Monkton <edward@edwardmonkton.com> |
| Sent : |
05 May 2004 09:43:58 |
| To : |
Thepenguin Ofdeath <thebigpenguinproject@hotmail.com> |
| Subject : |
Re: thebigpenguinproject |
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Dear Anna and Lois,
This is a most useful enterprise. I'm sure I speak for many of us when I say
that, were it not for responsible citizens like yourselves, the world would
be a darker place.
At least if we are kept informed of the penguin's many techniques, we will
have a chance of survival when, inevitably, we meet him.
Thank you.
Best wishes,
Edward.
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And we quote... "11th May - A website has been set up by 2 unusual girls, whose
purpose is to list all 412 ways in which The Penguin of Death might kill you. It would be unwise of me to publish the address
of the website as their imaginations and those of their contributors are more florid than some would perhaps desire. It is,
however, an interesting exercise, and one which may well help to prevent some untimely deaths."
And so forth. The correspondence goes on. This makes Anna and Lois feel: smug.
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