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Pay Up

Give us your money, you ungrateful whores

 
Oh Yes.
That's right folks.
 
Make a donation to The Big Penguin Project!
 
Fund our good work.
Or pay us to stop.
 
It's your choice.
 
Sleep safe in the knowledge that all donations will go to Anna and Lois.
 
And will be spent mostly on puce strap-ons, in Lois' case.
 
Then we will be as happy as this chappy:

Could he be more happy?

See his innocent and childlike joy.
He will stop being happy if you don't give us money.
 



And a crusty old man said 'I'll do what I can', and the rest of the rats played maracas.