If we like your style, we might just add it onto The List.
A few RULES
1. Once you email your suggestions to us, your ideas, minds and souls become official
property of The Big Penguin Project Inc. There is no escape.
2. Do not expect your name, location, 'witty' additional comments or personal hobbies
to be added alongside your suggestion. We are not user-friendly. We don't care about you. We don't care about your family.
Don't look at us like we've come into your house on Christmas day and pissed on your kids. If you add to The List you do it
out of total servitude to The Big Penguin Project, not for fame, fortune or your own filthy personal gains. Scum.
3. We are very fickle and may or may not add your suggestion. You can keep
giving us new suggestions in the pitiful hope that we will one day single you out from the crowd... if you're really that
bored.
4. You will refer to The Penguin in capitals - show some respect dammit.
5. If you are Edward Monkton, none of the above rules apply, and we will happily grovel at your Monkton-like
feet. We salute you Sir.
