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.... the faces of minor celebrities would be transplanted onto the bodies of penguins.
| ricky martin. as a penguin. |

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| ooh... he's livin la vida penguin |
| yeah..u crave her |

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| judi dench |
| oooo rrr (in a pirate fashion) |

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| pay ur taxes |
| fEEL THE HEAT |

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| its penguin hour |
| his eye sight means a lot to him |

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| is nothing sacred? |
| no nothing is sacred |

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| erectile disfunction |
| Look at him manhandle that crystal |

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| He just doesn't give a shit |
| No gloves |

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| He's bad |
| Wave your love stick |

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| Or "magic wand" |
| Trisha cares |

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| Tell her your problems |
| Run your sweaty fingers through his mullet |

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| Nobody puts Swayze in the corner |
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