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Makeovers

If we had our way...

.... the faces of minor celebrities would be transplanted onto the bodies of penguins.
 
 
 

ricky martin. as a penguin.
her beak is debonare
ooh... he's livin la vida penguin

yeah..u crave her
as penguins go by
judi dench

oooo rrr (in a pirate fashion)
u want to b tickled by his fluffy stick?
pay ur taxes

fEEL THE HEAT
it was kung fu fighting.....(HU)
its penguin hour

his eye sight means a lot to him
he is the mighty steven hawking
is nothing sacred?

no nothing is sacred
premature ejaculation
erectile disfunction

Look at him manhandle that crystal
Welcome to the penguin zone
He just doesn't give a shit

No gloves
OW
He's bad

Wave your love stick
A fine piece of an organism
Or "magic wand"

Trisha cares
Fringey fringerson
Tell her your problems

Run your sweaty fingers through his mullet
Mmmm.. thats good Swayze
Nobody puts Swayze in the corner



Your style has been described as Primark meets Chanel. In Yemen. Where they go on an acid trip.